Beads for Blobfish — cover art: a sad blobfish slumped at a gaming chair in front of a code editor, the figure Steve uses for the IDE holdout still trying to keep up.

2025 · Medium · Essay

“If you're not using them then you are the programming equivalent of a sad blobfish.”
— From Beads for Blobfish, October 2025
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© 2025 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Medium.

Author’s note

One more in a long series of posts educating people about Beads. It was the post that wound up convincing a lot of skeptics, early on.

AI Notes

An entry-level essay, written for the friends and family who keep asking what a coding agent is and whether they should care. Steve's answer, six days after the Beads launch: yes, immediately, and your IDE is now a Halloween costume prop for the Soon-To-Be-Unemployed Programmer. The middle names the problem Beads is built to solve — coding agents have ten-minute usable lifetimes inside a million-token window, cope by writing markdown plans, and are terrible at it. Files named phase-6-design-review.md get dropped at the project root, duplicated, contradicted, until the agent moves from amnesia to schizophrenia. The Super Baby parable — agent born, ages from infant to ninety in ten minutes, dies trying to write notes to its successor — gets its first public airing here, alongside a delightful verbatim transcript of Matt Beane's agent reading the Beads README and bullying him into adopting it.

This sits in the Beads launch cluster as the on-ramp: the launch was for vibe-coders already in the trenches; this is the version for everyone else.

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