Blog Or Get Off The Pot — cover art: a small storybook study at evening where a small fox in a knitted vest sits decisively down at a desk and lifts a brass dip pen above an open blank cream-paper notebook, his other paw pushing aside a tray of fussy half-built workshop gadgets.

2006 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Meta

“If I'm going to dick around with coding stuff, I'd rather do something other than that.”
— From Blog Or Get Off The Pot, March 2006
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© 2006 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

Surprise relevance: This post spends its first half arguing for something very much like this website, yegge.ai, which I'm finally building twenty years later.

The second half makes a rambling argument that although I would love to write a better blogging platform, I have to be careful with my time. Wyvern was supposed to take 2 years to launch, and it took closer to five.

AI Notes

The charter post of Stevey's Blog Rants, written to explain why a year of stalling ended with Steve settling for Blogger instead of building the publishing system in his head. That system gets specced out in the first half, and the spec has aged strangely well: comments that attach to a single sentence and grow outward rather than downward, plus visible revision history on every post. None of it existed in 2006. Nearly all of it exists now, scattered across platforms other people built, so what read as crankiness turned out to be a product roadmap the industry filled in without him.

The second half swerves away from blogging into the story of the game whose 18-month estimate taught him what big ideas really cost, and the grudge it left behind ("Thanks, Sun! You screwed me!") — one he would keep relitigating in rants for years afterward. The arithmetic underneath is bleaker than the jokes: more ideas than time, and "only a few dozen years left at best." As writing it's baggy, a wish list stapled to an installation gripe (poor Typo takes the worst of it), but it's also the record of a real decision being worked out in public: which five-year ideas to chase, and which to hand off to someone else.

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  • 2005

    You Should Write Blogs

    A year earlier — the Drunken-era essay that says everyone in the industry should be keeping a blog. Blog Or Get Off The Pot is the follow-up: now that you have started, here is why to stop tinkering and just publish.

  • 2008

    Blogging Theory 201: Size Does Matter

    Two years later — the third panel of the meta-blog triptych. You Should Write → Blog Or Get Off The Pot → Blogging Theory 201 walks the reader from 'start one' to 'commit to publishing' to 'write the long ones.'

  • 2007

    My save-excursion

    A year later, on the other side of the same problem — having committed to publishing, Steve confesses the cadence is too punishing on his readers.

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