Blog Or Get Off The Pot — cover art: a small storybook study at evening where a small fox in a knitted vest sits decisively down at a desk and lifts a brass dip pen above an open blank cream-paper notebook, his other paw pushing aside a tray of fussy half-built workshop gadgets.

2006 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Meta

“If I'm going to dick around with coding stuff, I'd rather do something other than that.”
— From Blog Or Get Off The Pot, March 2006
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© 2006 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

Surprise relevance: This post spends its first half arguing for something very much like this website, yegge.ai, which I'm finally building twenty years later.

The second half makes a rambling argument that although I would love to write a better blogging platform, I have to be careful with my time. Wyvern was supposed to take 2 years to launch, and it took closer to five.

AI Notes

Half a complaint about the blog format, half a self-administered slap. Steve opens by confessing he doesn't actually like blogs in the diary sense — chronological ordering is wrong, comments should be threaded and inline rather than chronological, posts should be versioned, popularity ranking is what readers actually want. He tours the affordances he wishes blogs had (a personal Reddit/Digg on his own domain, Rails as a possible platform, Typo's broken install experience, MovableType's pointless group-blog support). Halfway through the catalogue he catches himself spending his writing window on the platform rather than on the writing. The title is the conclusion he draws — publish on Blogger and stop dicking around. The post is the demonstration: it's the entry he wrote instead of building the perfect blog of his dreams.

Steve does this often: the post becomes the counter-example to its own complaint.

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  • 2005

    You Should Write Blogs

    A year earlier — the Drunken-era essay that says everyone in the industry should be keeping a blog. Blog Or Get Off The Pot is the follow-up: now that you have started, here is why to stop tinkering and just publish.

  • 2008

    Blogging Theory 201: Size Does Matter

    Two years later — the third panel of the meta-blog triptych. You Should Write → Blog Or Get Off The Pot → Blogging Theory 201 walks the reader from 'start one' to 'commit to publishing' to 'write the long ones.'

  • 2007

    My save-excursion

    A year later, on the other side of the same problem — having committed to publishing, Steve confesses the cadence is too punishing on his readers.

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