Blogger Finger — cover art: a panda absorbed in playing a classical nylon-string guitar by lamplight, the focus on its right hand at the strings. 😄 📚

2010 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Memoir

“I used to have this pet theory that the length of my blogs is a big part of why they've been noticed at all.”
— From Blogger Finger, July 2010
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© 2010 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

Some good jokes in this one. Mostly this is the story of how I got Trigger Finger while overpracticing one of my guitar pieces, requiring a cortisone shot and then surgery. In the post, I reported being 95% recovered. Interestingly, the road to 100% took four years. But after that my hand was as good as new.

AI Notes

Steve's return post after roughly a year of silence — two essays in one. The first half is a comic account of why he stopped: he had cared too much about the writing, the haters had gotten through, and the sabbatical had handed him the perspective that there is nothing on this earth that can make everyone happy — a line he turns into a running gag, rating everything afterward with a Reddit-style approval percentage. He fakes an early sign-off ("Cheerio!"), then reverses himself ("HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT") and delivers the real story behind the title. "Blogger Finger" is a pun on trigger finger — digital tenovaginitis stenosans — which Steve developed in his right hand from practising a Villa-Lobos arpeggio an estimated 650,000 times in five months. The piece follows it through a cortisone needle that "materialized from under the table, the way a knife appears in a bar fight" and on to hand surgery, closing on a groaning pun about his sabbatical bringing him some clojure.

It's also the origin story of the guitar injury behind the music Steve still arranges and plays.

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