Business Requirements are Bullshit — cover art: a self-important warthog in a stiff black Victorian tailcoat reading aloud from a comically long parchment scroll that unrolls off his desk and ends in a tipped wicker wastebasket. 😄

2008 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Rant

“The OmniGo had four companies involved, making it the hardest possible project to back out of, even though by the halfway point virtually everyone involved knew the product would kind of suck.”
— From Business Requirements are Bullshit, August 2008
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© 2008 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

Absolute banger. I completely forgot I wrote this post, and re-reading it for the first time in over fifteen years, I think it's one of my best. Clever as hell, and I still deeply believe the core thesis.

AI Notes

Steve in full 2008 rant costume, answering one stranger's email in public: the credentials section says only "I don't matter," and the illustrative case study is invented on the spot with proudly zero research, "the approach used by most real companies." Under the clowning sits an idea he means completely, borrowed from Warren Buffett and Peter Lynch: pick products the way those two pick stocks, with your own appetite as the measuring instrument. No interview, focus group, or prototype substitutes for that, he argues, because negotiation between builders and customers waters every idea down "about two levels of quality." The evidence is autobiographical, from the Geoworks years: a palmtop built to spec for a customer nobody on the team had ever met, and a prophecy delivered over beers in 1994 that lands very differently after 2007.

The advice quietly assumes you can be your own customer, and the case where you can't gets one line near the end ("hire domain experts") and nothing more. And time has been mischievous with the essay's model product: the Flip camcorder, celebrated here as the one-button ideal — Steve even angles for a job with them in a parenthetical — was dead within three years, flattened by the very convergence the beer prophecy called. Which is the argument eating its own example, and improves it in hindsight: the Flip was somebody's simplification of the camcorder, and the phone simplified away the Flip. Stay for the closing story, about a product Steve personally coveted, that most of its market coveted, and that died anyway of a cause no requirements document has a field for.

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