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2006 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Speculation

“Your body is no longer a prison for your soul. It's become more like a house, one that you can decorate to your tastes. In the fullness of time it may even become more like clothes for your soul, and you'll change it daily.”
— From Clothes for the Soul, August 2006
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© 2006 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

Pretty sure I didn't like this post even when I wrote it.

For context, plastic surgery today is a thousand times more socially acceptable than it was in 2006. And back then, I was trying to make the larger prediction that you will eventually be able to completely change your body, essentially rewriting your DNA. I told this to my Boomer parents and they looked at me like I'd said I believe in alien abductions.

I did not (then) expect this prediction to come true in my lifetime, but I do now.

But I think I was in a grumpy mood at the time, maybe struggling with my newfound fame and the inevitable haters that come with it — nothing compared to what came later, with the Platforms Rant, but still, it was a lot for me. I even mentioned the grumpiness in my Blogger's Block post series.

So even though I don't disagree with this post, it just isn't a fun read. Hence the turd-tag.

AI Notes

A controversial 2006 entry — the only post Steve remembers un-publishing for a few days because the comment thread made it clear almost nobody had understood it. The headline thesis: across the next century or two, the human body will come to be thought of less as a prison for the soul (the older religious framing), then as a house you decorate (roughly the current framing), then as clothes for the soul — something you change. The corollary bet: by that point, race and gender will carry roughly as much weight as shirt-colour. The middle of the essay does something quieter — an inventory of the cosmetic alterations a 2006 American is allowed to discuss openly (boob jobs, tattoos, hair colour, lasik) against the much longer list of ones done by huge fractions of the population that they aren't (nose jobs, hair implants, eyelid surgery, leg-extension, vaginal surgery). The inventory makes the case that the culture is already two-thirds of the way to the forecast and hasn't admitted it.

The meta-point in the opening paragraph — that our current ideas about the world can make new ones hard to even consider — is the one that has aged best.

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