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2008 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Essay

“How do you hire someone who's smarter than you? How do you tell if someone's smarter than you?”
— From Done, and Gets Things Smart, June 2008
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© 2008 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

The thesis of this one is that you would not use the standard corporate interview process to hire people for your OWN startup. Instead, you would hire the best people you already know.

This essay explores the characteristics of the very best engineers, who are so fast that they always appear to be Done, and as they work, the leave everything better (Smarter) than when they entered it.

This is one of my few essays that has become even more relevant with the advent of AI-assisted programming. I dream of a day when almost everyone on earth is Done, and Gets Things Smart.

AI Notes

Three months after Get That Job at Google made Steve a household name in interview prep, he came back and knifed the whole apparatus, starting with the industry's favorite hiring proverb, Joel Spolsky's. The tone is confessional needling, and the chief exhibit for incompetence is Steve himself: a self-described "giant, uncomprehending parrot" whose flawless memory set score records at Navy Nuclear Power School and then left him standing helpless for three hours in front of one broken radar. He even calls Dunning-Kruger "Nobel-prize-winning" in the essay, gets corrected (it was an Ig Nobel), and leaves the error standing with a purple annotation reading "Me == Dumbass" — the piece quietly proving its own thesis in the margins. There is also a jingle, set to Happy Birthday, engineered to ruin office cake ceremonies forever.

The title sounds like a heuristic, but Steve's honest answer to finding these people is mostly "get lucky," and of his two identification methods he admits he doesn't understand the second one very well. His claim that interview scores barely correlate with job performance also arrives with no citation, in the finest rant tradition. What the essay leaves you with instead is a mystery worth the price of admission: an unnamed Google engineer Steve credits with almost singlehandedly establishing the company's engineering culture — a man who, he adds, "almost certainly loathes me," for reasons Steve says are his own fault. That the endorsement and the loathing sit together comfortably is his whole point about this kind of engineer.

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