Done, and Gets Things Smart — cover art: a panda gardener kneeling to tend a single small, softly glowing seedling in rich dark soil, the garden around it bursting into bloom in the morning light.

2008 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Essay

“How do you hire someone who's smarter than you? How do you tell if someone's smarter than you?”
— From Done, and Gets Things Smart, June 2008
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© 2008 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

The thesis of this one is that you would not use the standard corporate interview process to hire people for your OWN startup. Instead, you would hire the best people you already know.

This essay explores the characteristics of the very best engineers, who are so fast that they always appear to be Done, and as they work, the leave everything better (Smarter) than when they entered it.

This is one of my few essays that has become even more relevant with the advent of AI-assisted programming. I dream of a day when almost everyone on earth is Done, and Gets Things Smart.

AI Notes

Published June 2008 as a direct response to Joel Spolsky's hiring aphorism "Smart, and Gets Things Done." It builds on the Dunning-Kruger Effect, which Steve presents as a "devil's pitchfork" with two prongs: incompetent people overestimate their own competence, and they fail to recognise genuine skill in others. The second prong breaks interviewing — how do you hire someone smarter than you if you can't tell that they are? Classic interviews mostly hire people good at interviewing, or copies of the interviewer. Steve cops to it himself through the Navy Nuclear Power School story (a strong memory let him set record exam scores while understanding nothing, then failing the hands-on radar lab). His fix is the extended interview — Geoworks' six-month internship, Amazon's contractor pattern, Google's pre-slotting period. And the reframed heuristic in the title: you want seed engineers — superheroes rather than superstars — who finish absurdly fast and improve the systems and the engineering culture while they're in there.

The honesty is what carries it: Steve casts himself as the man who couldn't tell, then inverts a proverb everyone had stopped questioning. The Geoworks-Amazon-Google comparison is an early showing of the engineering-culture thesis that underwrites the whole site.

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