Four console games you might like — cover art: a warm storybook study at evening where four small handcarved wooden game-cartridges of distinct silhouettes are lined up in a small oak rack on the workbench, each one different, each one gently glowing in lamplight. 🕹️

2008 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Review

“A friend of mine finally bought me the game, came over, and sat there and glared at me until I played it. That's one way to do it!”
— From Four console games you might like…, March 2008
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© 2008 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

Bottle episode. Portal and Twilight Princess have both stood the test of time remarkably well, and are both worth a playthrough (Portal on PC if you like).

AI Notes

Capsule reviews of four games Steve had played since his Oblivion post the year before — he plays a handful of games a year and only writes when the games actually moved him, so the entries here ran Portal, Super Mario Galaxy, Zelda: Twilight Princess, and Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. He opens with a short gamer profile so the reader can calibrate (console, not PC; RPG and adventure first, FPS only with atmosphere). The centrepiece is Portal — friends had been telling him to play it for months, but the description sounded boring and it only came bundled into The Orange Box; eventually a friend bought it for him, came over, and "sat there and glared at me until I played it." He finished it in one overnight sitting. Mario Galaxy was the surprise: he'd dreaded the motion-sickness gravity gimmick and instead got the best Mario title since the original. Drake's Fortune was the reason he bought a PS3 and a 58" plasma.

One of the roughly-once-a-year games posts; the genre runs Oblivion (2006) → here → Fable II (2008) → the Borderlands posts (2012).

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