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2004 · Drunken Blog Rants · Rant

“Managers don't innovate, or if they do, it's in the shower before work, or perhaps during the boring commute to work, or late at night after the kids have gone to sleep. But not at work. Not much, anyway. The environment just isn't right for it.”
— From Innovation 101, 2005
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© 2004 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Drunken Blog Rants.

Author’s note

This one didn't do it for me on re-read 20 years later.

My thinking on metacognition got a huge boost from reading Thinking, Fast and Slow a few years later.

AI Notes

A 4 a.m. rant, written by candlelight on the living-room couch, that demonstrates its own method while explaining it: Steve narrates the essay's composition from inside the essay, reporting a cruising speed of about 90 words per minute and flagging the exact moment the piece nearly forks into three separate topics. The brain science is strictly a programmer's — garbage collectors and blown stacks standing in for citations — and the best evidence on offer is a dinner-table scene in which a waiter bellowing "Who ordered the PORK LOIN?" wipes out a conversation beyond recovery.

Halfway through, the piece changes species: the theory of thinking turns into a real-estate question (where does the best work actually get done?), and Steve answers it with a venue so specific, and so unlike an office, that he goes on to cost it out per engineer per year, invoking the Manhattan Project as precedent. There is also a frank shot at his then-employer: Amazon's facilities, he reports, offered fewer creature comforts than the office in Office Space. Steve conceded in the comments that everything past the thinking-tools material was idle fantasy, but the underlying claim has had a long afterlife: that where knowledge workers sit is a first-order input to what they produce is a proposition the industry has spent the years since testing, offsite by offsite.

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