A Noogler's View of Google — a watercolour illustration in the Wind-in-the-Willows register: a young panda in an oversized canvas apron and a long lanyard, holding a folded paper map in both paws, looking up wide-eyed at a tall warm-honey-coloured cluster of campus buildings, like a child on the first day of school. 😄 📚 👍

2007 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Essay

“I floundered around in a big vat of plastic balls like a deranged baby elephant seal.”
— From A Noogler's View of Google
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© 2007 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

These are public reposts of four earlier internal-only Google blogs, all written in my first month at Google in mid-2005. The first three were written in my first week. They accurately reflect the most memorable bits of the experience, back then when Google was in a Golden Age.

Ambra Benjamin was the first Googler to notice my blog and comment on it, encouraging me to post more. She gave me the courage to keep going. Thanks, Ambra!

AI Notes

The lightest thing in Steve's 2007 run: no argument, no controversy, just a new hire clowning around in print while everything is still strange. He admits up front that it doubles as a recruiting ad ("In case you were planning on sending me a resume"), and 2007-Steve annotates 2005-Steve with parenthetical Editor's Notes wherever reality has since improved on the diary. The goofing hides one genuinely useful idea, though: a half-serious theory that Google has an "event horizon," formed while Steve was still at his old company losing college hires to Mountain View. Anyone who investigates hard enough into why people keep choosing Google, he decides, will eventually apply there too, given the courage. It's the nearest thing on the blog to an origin story for his own defection, and he buries it between a barbecue and a lost badge.

Two decades later this is the piece to read for what Golden Age Google felt like from the inside, before Steve had accumulated any opinions about the place: the equipment lottery that dealt his officemate two 24-inch flatscreens and dealt him a box of kleenex, the hotel with a daily free-wine hour, construction workers critiquing his aim in the Kirkland bathroom. Set against the 2018 exit essay it reads almost painfully innocent, which is most of its value now. The badge saga gets an epilogue two entries later, and the final sentence pays off a joke planted halfway through.

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