Stiff Asks, Great Programmers Answer — a 2006 group interview, illustrated as a long table of nine programmers around the corners of one big questionnaire.

2006 · stifflog.com · Essay

“Written and verbal communication skills. You’ll never make it very far as a programmer in any field unless you can get your ideas across to people effectively.”
— Steve Yegge, answering question 2 in Stiff Asks, Great Programmers Answer
Read the interview

© 2006 Steve Yegge. Originally published at stifflog.com.

Author’s note

This interview caught the world by surprise. A fairly unknown blogger in Poland, "Stiff", decided to contact some of his favorite people in the industry, asking them 10 podcast-like interview questions. This was in 2006, before iPhones and Cloud, back when Git was just a baby, and Go, TypeScript and Rust didn't exist. Stiff's idea was an audacious play for the time.

When Stiff mailed me the questions, he didn't indicate there was anyone else. So none of us knew there were others. Out of the ten he emailed, somehow nine of us replied: Linus Torvalds, David Heinemeier Hansson (DHH), Peter Norvig, Guido van Rossum, Dave Thomas (author), James Gosling, Tim Bray, Bjarne Stroustrup (belatedly), and myself. All of us answered all the questions, though with varying degrees of pzazz.

Stiff published it, and it went as viral as things possibly could back then in the carrier-pigeon days. Journalists everywhere slapped themselves for not having thought of Stiff's trick, since it was probably only going to work once.

What we got out of it is a small group portrait of some of the famous programmers in the class of 2006. We all owe Jarosław 'sztywny' Rzeszótko a pat on the back for putting this together.

AI Notes

Stifflog’s 2006 group interview — preserved only in the Wayback Machine — was never on a stable host. Two copies live here: a verbatim Wayback dump, and a stripped local reading copy on yegge.ai’s own typography. What makes the piece worth keeping is the round-robin, not Steve’s answers in isolation. Ten questions, nine respondents, no follow-ups. You get to see whether each person is a paragraph-writer or a one-liner, whether they crack jokes when asked about their favourite music, and which of them reach for the same books (Steve and Stroustrup both name K&R-adjacent canon; Steve and Norvig both name SICP). The price of admission is being well-known enough that ten famous strangers will write you back about their HP calculators and their record collections.

Steve is introduced on the original page as “probably the least known from guys here” — this is October 2006, about a year into the Stevey’s Blog Rants Blogspot run and his second year at Google after Amazon. Good Agile, Bad Agile had just dropped; Execution in the Kingdom of Nouns and The Pinocchio Problem were still ahead.

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    The backstory this page can’t carry, written from the inside. Three months before the English round-up went up, Steve had already blogged about Stiff’s email landing out of the blue, the absurdity of being called one of the “ten most famous programmers in the world,” why he figures he made the list (“I’m a damn loudmouth”), and the thesis it kicked loose — that programmers get famous by writing, not coding. Read it for what the questionnaire felt like to answer cold, with none of us knowing who else had been asked.