Ten Tips for a Slightly Less Awful Resume — cover art: a warm Victorian recruiter's desk at evening with a stack of crumpled cream-coloured CVs heaped to one side, one single neat trimmed CV in the centre under a brass lamp, and a small calm badger in spectacles reading it with quiet approval.

2007 · Stevey's Blog Rants · How-to

“You listed HTML under programming languages, didn't you? Argh!”
— From Ten Tips for a (Slightly) Less Awful Resume, September 2007
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© 2007 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

AI Notes

By 2007 Steve had been reviewing programmer resumes from inside Amazon and Google for the better part of a decade, and it shows. The post opens with stage-setting — personal opinions, not Google's; experienced screeners will disagree on details — and then gets to it: programmer resumes are uniformly awful, and there's no excuse. Ten concrete things to stop doing. Do not list HTML under programming languages. Do not list every Windows API you've ever used. Do not list courses from junior high. Do not pad. Do not lie about scope. Do not invent job titles. Do not write a one-line summary section that's the same one-line summary every programmer writes. Do not substitute "objective" statements for the work you did. Every mistake is the product of a resume-culture industry telling working programmers to do the wrong thing.

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