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2004 · Drunken Blog Rants · Rant

“Smart people now make the pilgrimage to Google, and Google spends the bulk of their time turning great people away.”
— From Google's Secret Weapon, 2005
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© 2004 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Drunken Blog Rants.

Author’s note

This one was the beginning of me being sucked into Google myself. It was the interns that started it. I used to convince them all to work at Amazon, and then one day, they started declining me. I dug into it, and this post was my first report. I wound up joining Google around six months later.

Everything I said about Google in this post is now true of Anthropic in 2026, except happening to an even more intense degree.

AI Notes

A memo from the losing side of a talent war, written for Steve's fellow Amazonians in late 2004 and posted where everyone else could eavesdrop. The intelligence is gathered the way Steve gathered everything in those years: from candidates in interview rooms, who keep their collective ear to the ground because their careers depend on it. So the evidence arrives as stories: an intern whose summer at Intel convinced him an employee there wrote the screenplay for Office Space; an IBM info session that spent twenty of its sixty minutes on the importance of wearing a suit; Microsoft skipping the interview entirely for anyone holding an Amazon offer and going straight to the wine-and-dine. The lesson under each one is that candidates always find out what your company actually is, and they tell each other.

The inventory of Google's tactics reads today like a museum wing — the anonymous billboard puzzle, the GLAT, job ads that appear on Google's own results pages only if your search query is fancy enough — and Steve compiled it deliberately from memory, no research allowed, to prove how loud the campaign had gotten. He gives fair warning that half the list is rumor, and argues that with recruiting hype, true and useful are separate questions. What has aged strangest is the tone of wonder: free lunches, a self-directed day each week, weeks of actual training, all described from outside as unattainable magic a few years before every big tech company photocopied the playbook. Underneath sits a mechanism named early and plainly, "smart people go where smart people are," and a warning about what happens to everyone standing outside that loop once it closes.

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