Hacker News Fires Steve Yegge — cover art: a calm panda in a plain gray jacket whose shadow on the wall is the looming shape of a great silverback gorilla. 💩

2011 · Stevey's Blog Rants · Rant

“It's actually a gray jacket over a black shirt, but you will perceive the jacket as the back-hair of a male silverback gorilla!”
— From Hacker News Fires Steve Yegge, July 2011
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© 2011 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Stevey's Blog Rants.

Author’s note

This is literally a status update saying I'm still alive and employed. I felt obligated to post it because there was a huge thread saying I'd been fired. But there's nothing really here.

AI Notes

Denials of internet rumors usually come out stiff and wounded; Steve's opens by thanking Hacker News for forcing him into early retirement, then spends most of its length conceding the rumor was nearly right. The story got the facts wrong, but it caught him at a genuinely awkward moment: a few weeks earlier he had let himself be cajoled onto a project he didn't believe in, and had been faking enthusiasm ever since — a mental trick he claims carried him through college physics with A grades. Then he wrote a keynote telling everyone to stop just chasing money and work on problems that matter, noticed the speech convicted its own author, and did roughly what the audience half-heard him do. The comedy is real, and so is the confession under it: a veteran of two decades explaining how easily you can still talk yourself into work you don't care about.

Steve's note above calls this a status update with nothing in it, and as an essay he's right; read it for the drive-by material instead. There is a paragraph on why Google's hiring "sucks at letting in all the qualified people," comparing the standard interview loop to deciding on a marriage after four one-hour dates held the same day in a room like a doctor's office, plus a corporate-mission "flashback" that plants a quick elbow in his former employer on the way past. And the unnamed project he decides to stay and finish — turning all the world's source code from plain text into something like Wikipedia, his own idea, three and a half years in — is Grok, Google's internal code-intelligence engine, which makes this slight little post the closest thing to news he'd published in a year.

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