Tin Foil Hats — cover art: two friendly hedgehogs in small tin-foil cones perched on their heads, reading thick leather-bound books by candlelight in a cosy library nook, with a rubber-duck life-preserver hung on the wall behind them as the room's only joke.

2005 · Drunken Blog Rants · Rant

“I'm not going to try to sell you on Lisp. It can't be done. You have to find it yourself, and when you do, many of your friends will become rather... distant, as if you'd inexplicably stopped bathing.”
— From Tin Foil Hats, March 2005
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© 2005 Steve Yegge. Originally published at Drunken Blog Rants.

AI Notes

This one is framed as a resignation from being interesting. Steve announces up front that his blog "will be hopelessly boring from now on," because the year of rants was just the sound of a man going crazy inside a self-imposed puzzle, and the puzzle is now solved. Notably, he never argues for the puzzle's premises ("Let's just chalk it up to brain damage — mine"); he simply states the conviction that fell out of it: any large company is running a system a hundred times bigger than it needs, with a hundred times the engineers. So the piece reads as a case history of catching a belief, told by someone who knows exactly how he looks in the hat.

Neither prediction survived. The blog refused to get boring — the best-known rants in this archive were still ahead of him — and the settled-for-life verdict on Lisp held about thirteen months, until Lisp is Not an Acceptable Lisp (April 2006) aired every complaint this essay swallows. The hedge is already visible here, in a quiet "in many ways I'm still unhappy with it," which makes this the honest before-photo of a conversion that shipped with its doubts built in. Stick around for the hallway experiment near the end, where Steve tries a two-question theory about smart engineers on an unsuspecting colleague.

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